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En realidad no se para que les dicen curas, si son peor que la enfermedad. Bueno, resulta que habían tres párrocos conversando del problema que tenían con los murciélagos en la parroquia y de como eliminarlos definitivamente. El primer cura dice: "Yo agarre un rifle, le dispare a todos los murciélagos, pero lo único que logre fue llenar de hoyos la parroquia". El segundo cura dice: "Yo les puse veneno y se fueron por un tiempo, pero después regresaron con mas fuerza". Entonces viene el tercero todo sonriente y dice: "Yo tengo la solución, agarre a todos los murciélagos, los bautice y los confirme, y no los volví a ver jamas".

Va un tio andando por la calle y ve un cartel en un bar que dice: "CAÑA Y POLVO 20 DUROS". El tio entra al bar y pregunta al camerero: - Es verdad eso de que te echan un polvo y te dan una caña por solo 20 duros? - Si, si, pase por esa puerta, que Susette le atendera. El hombre, sin creerselo del todo, entra al cuarto de al lado, donde le espera una rubia impresionante, vestida con traje de circunstancias, que le dice: - Antes de empezar, tengo que decirle que no tengo CLITORIS. - Da igual, ponme una KRONENBOURG.

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